Luciya was confused.
She has always called Ophelia "Grams." but now she has a friend named Graham, and she has difficulty telling the two names apart in conversation.
After a particularly long and frustrating (to her) piece of conversational misunderstanding, she had an epiphany.
"From now on," she announced, "we can call Grams "Old Lady. Then I can call Graham, Graham."
Some of us found this funnier than others.
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