The Best Of The Worst!

The 56 best worst analogies  by high-school students. Only not actually by high-school students, but still hilarious.

A sample:

1. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
2. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
3. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
4. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

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