Coming To Town.

You better not sass,
You better not scowl,
You better not wrap your head in a towel,
Homeland Security is watching your town.

They're making a list,
They're checking it twice,
They might render you to Eygpt
Put your balls in a vise.
Homeland Security is watching your town.

They know when you've been sleeping,
They know when you're awake,
They stop you when you're traveling
and touch your junk, for goodness sake!

OH, you better not sass,
You better not scowl,
You better not wrap your head in a towel,
Homeland Security is watching your town.

P.