The Rules Of Tooting.

We were watching the girls this evening, and, at dinner, Luciya asked for some milk.

"Milk makes me the tootiest!" she exclaimed proudly.

"Ummm," we replied.

"My daddy told me the rules for tooting," she said, glorying in the extent of her knowledge of the world.

"That's good," we replied.

"Never toot in someone's nose, because then they can smell it," she said wisely.
"And never toot in someone's eyeball!"

Surely those are rules we can all live by.

P.