We may have defeated the aliens, but they've had their revenge. You may remember that we narrowly escaped the alien's vile probes on our harrowing journey through Area 51. Well, having failed with the direct approach they set in motion a cunning plan.
With the connivance (I'm sure) of the Alien-in-Chief (born in "Hawaii" by way of Fomalhaut), they managed to inveigle me into not one, but two grisly procedures: prostate biopsy and colonoscopy.
I totally fell for their smooth "gentlemen of a certain age really should..." patter. Ugh.
But the good news is that the results were stellar: "a small, symmetrical prostate" and "pink and lovely" colon.
Revenge is sweet.
2 comments:
But did they collect "genetic material" and leave an implant?
YOUR colon is pink and lovely!
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