Burned by a Walrus.

Several days ago:
L: I want to see my friend Sauci.
E: Who is Sauci?
L: My friend at pre-school.
E: I didn't know there was anyone at your pre-school named Sauci. Who is she?
L: She's the one who got burned by the walrus.

Today:
L: Mommy, I love you so much I got burned by a walrus.

P.