Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Sense of Nonsense.

I have always been a big fan of finding the sense in nonsense. Sometimes the accidental collisions of random words create a higher sense than our prosaic daily brain can conjure.

Gnoetry Daily offers tools that PC and Mac users can use to create wonderful semi-random word stews like these:

Brilliant Snuggle bunny,
You are my immoral egoism. You are my happy chastity. You are my earnest snake. You are my many nail.
My academic business wonders your conspiracy.
Yours relentingly,
Shriek

Kind Transformer,
You are my convoluted saint. My conformity crawls your arbitrary oak. My adult objectivity carefully quantifies your patriotic pest. My chimpanzee precludes your excessive organization. You are my silvery pessimism.
Yours engagingly,
Daytime

Sensitive Love,
My authorization guards your nutty depth. My guilty ill disruptively shivers your harmonious clove. My Canadian dinosaur pietistically laughs your television. You are my demented plasma. My capricious chicken disgustedly does your moldy connection.
Yours fatalistically,
Interest

Great Lover,
You are my rotting contaminant. My bold ecstasy tormentedly jilts your fog. My inequality flows your nasty mouse. You are my soft rifle. You are my nutritious behavior.
Yours effortlessly,
Poet

Astonishing Beloved,
My garlic offends your watery monk. My cessation spiritlessly loves your peachy sock. You are my furry jail. My hard flame thrower bawls your clumsy sense. My x-ray inconsistently says your hug.
Yours resignedly,
prettification

I love lines like: "You are my earnest snake," " "You are my silvery pessimism," "You are my soft rifle. You are my nutritious behavior," and "My garlic offends your watery monk." because they are so unexpectedly true.

What are your favorites?

P.

3 comments:

Willo said...

Those are all brilliant!
Best to you both for the New Year!
Willo

Ophelia and Peter said...

Thanks, Willo, but they aren't mine. They're samples of what the program can produce. Great to hear from you. I hope you and your family are doing well.
P.

Shem the Wrench said...

sooo awesome. My faves are the Canadian dinosaur/capricious chicken.